breakup propaganda

p-ssive-aggressive memes, quotes, someecards, or posts used to “express” oneself after a breakup on social media outlets such as facebook, pinterest, and twitter. although breakup propaganda is often used in an attempt to feel better about oneself, it often inadvertently shouts “hey, look at me! i just went through a breakup and obviously am not doing very well!”
guy 1: yo dude, {girl} is single again and seems pretty lonely; you should hit that.
guy 2: no way, really!?? how do you know?
guy 1: look at her pinterest man, it is full of breakup propaganda.

-guy 1 shows guy 2 her pinterest page – the following quotes are seen-

“someone said to me: you’re too pretty to be single.
i said: no, i’m too pretty to be lied to, cheated on, and played with.”

“dear past, thank you for all the lessons.
dear future, i am ready.”

“you can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one.”

“breakups hurt, but losing someone who doesn’t respect and appreciate you is actually a gain, not a loss.”

“there are far better things ahead than anything we have left behind.”

guy 2: d-mn, she seems a little cray cray. whatever i’m h-rny, i’ll text her right now.

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