breakup shave

when your girl dumps you and you cut off your manhood (not your p-ss/f-ck one, your face one)
“hey man, emily broke up with me i think it’s time for a breakup shave”

Read Also:

  • n*z* snowflake machine

    a distasteful way of saying incinerator. jim: how do you think we should deal with terrorists? me: i think we should line them up in front of a n-z- snowflake machine and shove them in. jim: so they can all finally feel special? me: yep

  • n*gg*terovity

    very ghetto that is supremely n-gg-terovity sir

  • juan camilo

    juan camilo is a beautiful colombian who is the gods of gods, a s-x machine in bed and know to be a legend in the world. random stranger- “juan camilo is a legend” other guy- “i thought he was a myth”

  • that's a y

    1. something that is out of line, awkward, s-xually awkward, or h-m-s-xual. 2. something someone says that makes no sense which brings you to ask why or calling it a y. drake: crazy bruh feel like i haven’t been out here in a minute you know. guy friend: i know……..i miss you baby……that’s not a […]

  • timmy try hard

    a person who tries too hard. overly keen or desperate to ingratiate themselves with another person, impress the boss or working too hard to make friends. “look at john kissing -ss. he’s such a timmy try hard.”

Disclaimer: breakup shave definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.