breastfast


the short period in a human male’s life where he isn’t always thinking about b–bs. starts after breastfeeding ceases and finishes at p-b-rty.
i used to be a huge comic book fan, but i lost interest after breastfast.
breastfast – (v.) ,(n.) – refers to the early part of a morning whenyour waking up and need to break your fast not with food , but with indulging in and motorboatin’ the sh-t out of some nice big br–sts. to break your fast with br–sts…….breastfast ( breastfasting)
as i woke up , i looked over and saw the huge t-ts on the girl from last night. i decided to get up and have breastfast.

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i seen this dude this morning in the other apartment without the blinds closed straight breastfasting on his wife

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