Breastie


a strong and complex nons-xual relationship between two or more females that is greater than being bff. similar to a bromance.
if jennifer aniston and courteney c-x weren’t strait i would swear they were lesbians. i guess they are just breasties.
the accurate term for girls who are best friends.
jenny: chelsea, its okay if you want to cancel our plans this weekend so you can to the concert with lea and jill instead. i’ll understand.

chelsea: jenny, are you serious? pshh, girl f-ck them. you’re my breastie for life, our plans come first 🙂

jenny: aww, we’re total breasties! 🙂
selfie of a women’s br–sts.
i’d like to see a breastie of her’s.
super affectionate term used when a straight male has a female best friend: ie a bestie with br–sts. more common among men who favor brunch.
yo dude, you wanna come over on sunday morning to watch the game? no thanks, my breastie and i wanna put some poached eggs and bl–dy marys in our mouths.

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