Breasumè
breasumè (n) – an informal submission of qualifications and\or apt-tude made by a female job applicant that a male employer uses to -ssess suitability.
a breasumè submission can be made both voluntarily and involuntarily, though the latter is generally integrated into standard employment policy.
a voluntary submission is generally made in the absence of any real qualifications or common sense.
employer 1(gay): hey, that girl was pretty stupid and her cv was terrible
employer 2 (not gay): yeah but her breasumè was outstanding
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