breathing blanket


a living breathing human being one shares a bed with; often a lover, who provides warmth in bed with hugs and cuddles, even in the absence of an actual blanket or duvet.
agie: i had a cold sleepless night, robert didn’t come home.
kate: oh, i’m so sorry, no breathing blanket to keep you warm…

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