Brecksville
a city full of stuck up b-tches who pretend that they’re all good kids. most of them get cars before they’re 16, have jobs waiting for them, are amazing at sports, and get what they want. most of them are also white and cathloic, and shun others who aren’t. they appear to be good kids, but all of them smoke weed and are dramatic sl-ts.
dude 1:did you see the new girl?
dude 2: yeah, she’s from brecksville isn’t she?
dude 1: want me to hook it up?
a speed trap 15 miles south of cleveland.
“patrol is the most vital part of any police department. the brecksville police department runs a very aggressive patrol program” bpd website
i think a bunch of old white people live there too.
i got a speeding ticket for driving 35mph on a four lane road in brecksville
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