Bree Finn
a total lint-licker. she is a filthy, hairspray-abusing, sk8er boi wannabe that likes to put her nose in her friends’ beauty products. bree finn is known to wear two inch thick makeup and v-neck t-shirts, with the end result that she looks like an asian wh0re with intentions to break into the scene kid scene. coincidentally, she is also a mysp-ce wh-r-, and is known to spend hours browsing through the music section to find the newest indie music to force upon her unsuspecting friends.
today bree finn introduced me to some new music. i liked some of it, but the experience was ruined by the overwhelming stench of hairspray that hovered around us the whole time.
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