breeder goggles


metaphorically worn by women of child-bearing age whose actions are dictated by the deafening ticking of their biological clocks; they make the wearer blind to obvious shortcomings of potential mates and instead disproportionately illuminate qualities which will produce attractive and clever children
she must be wearing breeder goggles to seriously consider marrying that ego-maniac!

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