Fucknut’s Stalker
a slithering, slimy, liberal piece of cr-p without a life who if he had the means to get a life or get get laid might mellow out. he jocks f-cknuts and sends him e mail asking him if he can perform oral s-x on him. everyone on the asheville, nc wishes f-cknuts would just blow a load in his mouth so he would quit being so annoying but f-cknuts thinks more of his s-m-n to just discard it on the tongue of such a loser.
look there’s f-cknut’s stalker making an -ss of himself yet again.
president obama just introduced legislation officially discarding the const-tution and inst-tuting soviet communism. f-cknut’s stalker is going door to door in support of it.
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