breeder meter


similar to gaydar (the detection of wether someone is gay), the breeder meter is used to determine the straightness of someone. a breeder-meter is usually only possessed by queers, although those who are sympathetic to queer goals have also been known to have a functioning breeder meter.
lesbian 1: dude, is that girl gay?
lesbian 2: no man, she set off my breeder meter like crazy.

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