Breeder

1: slang term used by some childfree people for one who has a child and/or has many after that, refuses to discipline the child/ren, thinks the sun rises and sets for their child/ren, look down upon people who do not have children, and are in general very selfish and greedy when it comes to their whims and those of their child/ren, especially if they can use their parenthood status or their children as an excuse to get their way. a female breeder is commonly called a moo, and a male breeder a duh.
2: slang term used by people of h-m-s-xual persuasion to refer to heteros-xual couples, who have a significantly higher risk of contributing to the population increase than the h-m-s-xuals do.
“can you believe the nerve of those breeders? they come in to a nice restaurant and proceed to sit by and watch while their progeny shriek and run all over the place, and then let the children make a huge mess and do not even tip the waitstaff. disgusting…”
n~ (offensive) a heteros-xual person. one who breeds with members of the opposite s-x.

see also: trailer trash, h-m-phobe
ugh! what’s that smell? is this a breeder bar? it reeks of ck one in here.
breeder is a slang term (either joking or derogatory) used to describe heteros-xuals, primarily by h-m-s-xuals. it is drawn from the fact that while h-m-s-xual s-x does not lead to reproduction, heteros-xual s-x can, with implicit mocking by connotation of animal husbandry.
that’s right, call me f-ggot you pathetic breeder!
someone who reproduces at least once, and appears to have no concept of how to raise a child.
breeders often have skewed reasoning (or no reasoning) behind their decision to give birth, such as:

“why did i have kids? well…that’s just what you do, isn’t it? you can’t not have kids…”
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“i didn’t want kids, but he/she said that if we didn’t have any, he/she would leave me, so i had to really.”
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“it sorts out all the problems in your relationship! no, really!”
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“my parents wanted grandchildren.”
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“if you have kids, you get a free house and allowance from the tax-payers!”
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“the bible says so.”

breeders are easily spotted by the following:

– their determination to ignore the havoc wreaked by their snotty brat

– the tendancy to change nappies on restaurant tables and other inappropriate places

– their complete and utter outrage when someone asks them to prevent their child from misbehaving

– their cries of “he/she’s just a chyyyuld” if you refuse to comply with their ickle precious’s every whim

– their often unkept appearance, the stains of baby-food on their t-shirts, greasy skin because they didn’t have time to shower between popping out to buy their f-gs and dropping their brat off at his dad’s council flat.

this term is often -ssociated with the childfree, though it is sometimes used by others. it is not used to describe those who do a decent job of raising their kids.
“on the bus the other day, this mother and her kid got on, and the kid tried to take my book. i told him it was mine and he had a m-ssive tantrum. even worse, his mum actually tried to persuade me to give him my book, because he was ‘just a child’! g-d, what a breeder!”
slang word for a straight person
you’re a breeder, d-mn breeders
1. derogatory term to describe heteros-xuals, usually when engaged in an extended relationship (eg. marriage) with a partner of the opposite s-x.
2. derogatory term used by inner city dwellers (of any s-xual inclination) to define inhabitants of the suburbs who subscribe to – and are enslaved by – their desire to procreate.
example – im going out to breedersville on the weekend to visit my sister.

(breedersville – read ‘suburbs’)
collective term for straight people,very derogatory term usually used by lesbians who are fed up with breeders using the word ‘gay’ in derogatory context.
that bar is for breeders!
you’re such a breeder!
why should i congratulate you on your pregnacy? all you did was have s-x and get knocked up, it must’ve been really hard? f-cking breeders!