Breitbarth
dating a woman who resembels a man with a bull-cut who says she’ll take a shower with you and give you a bj if you don’t go play poker with the guys.
when you get done doing a briethbarth, p-ss me the bean dip will you?
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the act of getting a blow-job without actually getting a blow-job. kissing and groping is involved but no penetration.
person a: so has she given you a blow-job yet?
person b: yes… well kinda.
person a: what do you mean…kinda?
person b: well she kissed it.
person a: tight i’ve always wanted a breitbarth! now could you p-ss the bean dip please?
-insert the bwa bwa bwaaaaaa-
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