Breitling
n. 1) a brand of swiss watches from the canton of jura, renowned for it’s excellent build quality and hefty price tag.
n. 2) a term used to ridicule a person who steathily exhibits their wealth through possesions to avoid looking like an asw. also used to define the most unnecessary and expensive objects in their cl-ss. the term is particularly prevelent when bragging about items that serve a simple purpose, which could have easily been achieved by a much cheaper alternative, producing similar results.
andrew: “check out my new £480 saeco via venezia coffee machine. it uses the latest saeco brewgroup that enables a whole 9g portion for a fuller and richer espresso coffee.”
stuart: that’s a bit breitling isn’t it?
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