dirty willy


noun: a slightly more extreme variation on the childish prank known as the wet w-lly. instead of inserting a finger into your mouth and then into someone’s ear with a twisting motion, you first insert your finger into your -n-s, then into the recipient’s mouth. twisting is optional.
“-why did suzie leave school early today?

-johnny gave her a dirty w-lly and she threw up…

-hahaha sucks for her.”

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