Breitman Philosophy


a commitment to excilence involving fraternity parties and the girls that attend those parties. practicing of the breitman philosophy: 1: no fat chicks at any party because they are fat and noone likes them anyway. ex. g phi b, aephi. 2: goobers, “gamers”, nerds, f-gs, deuches shall not attend any party becuase they talk to each other and noone else ,are a waste of sp-ce, and creep girls out. ex. honig. 3: party with other greeks becuase its fun and most of them are really cool guys and it gives your house good rep. ex: april 27, 2007, the party that made aepi and asu history. welcome to the new era of aepi.
in order to run a successful fraternity, follow the breitman philosophy. followers include: brock, stolier, stromberg, weisenberg, hirshman, mindlin.

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