brencow


brencow is a fictional character based off of panic! at the disco singer, brendon urie, if he was a cow. brencow was featured in a awesome short story. brendon became brencow after the cow gods cursed him after eating steak to be a cow for the rest of his life. sadly, brencow’s life didn’t last long, after his milk was drinking straight from the utter by a crazy fangirl, she got so hungry she ate his meat too.
“brencow’s meat was delicious, i didn’t even have to cook it”

cow p!atd milk meat

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