brendan’s fantasy football team


1) a terrible and highly-overrated team of fantasy footballers; the most notoriously sh-tty “brendan’s fantasy football team” plays in the “justice for john markus nead”

2) the v-g-n-l equivalent of male “blue b-lls”
1) rocco: “brendan’s fantasy football team blows”
2) raul: “my girl had a bad case of brendan’s fantasy football team last night”
spencer ware: “shoulda f-cked her as hard as i f-cked rocco’s team in the championship”

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