Brennain


a magical unicorn man guy who loves to eat penut b-tter with nutella. nutella resembles t-rd nuggets. brennains usually enjoy spending their time with their main b-tches, also know as his lawn gnomes. he like dat sh-t. during christmas time, brennain’s have their own special traditions. instead of saying the normal christmas greetings like: merry christmas!, they prefer to say : shove a candycane up your b-ttox. many brennain’s get beat up and/or get put in hospitals during the holiday season, for various reasons… they are speshul.
-unicorn getting beat up while holding a candycane-
saget bob: omg what is happening to that unicorn?!
bob saget: oh dont worry, he’s just a brennain.

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