Bret Michaels Sunday
a day in the life of bret michaels.
drink to 4 am on a sunday morning. walk home when the taxi doesn’t arrive. rest for a few hours. get breakfast at 1 pm. gamble a little. then randomly hit up the strip club at 2 pm for a minimum of 3-hours. (i can’t emphasize ‘randomly’ enough)
wearing a duke lacrosse t-shirt is optional but recommended.
at da club, when asked if you’d like a private dance, simply reply, “not on sundays.”
throw in a fist pump or two.
make sure your b-mper has been hit by a 3-tone car with expired tabs prior to leaving the parking lot.
this concludes a bret michaels sunday
you’ll never enjoy a sunday as much as a bret michaels sunday.
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