Brett Clarke Roofcare


someone who, 1. buys products off you and does not pay despite promises. 2. charges very high prices to customers for work that should cost a fraction of the price. 3. should not be a roofer. 4. gives roofers a bad name.
brett clarke roofcare: can i have some materials and promise to bring the money in next week?

and… h-llo mr and mrs oap your roof will cost you £8000

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