Brett Favre Selfie
a “brett favre selfie” is a euphemism for what is colloquially known as a “d-ck pic.” when you have that special feeling for that special someone but don’t know how to express it, sometimes you picture-message her a “brett favre selfie,” especially if she has demonstrated little to no interest in you.
whenever i send a brett favre selfie, i always go flaccid – erections are too presumptuous….
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