brett hull
a fat f-ck that played on the dallas stars in 1999. scored a bullsh-t goal to win a stanley cup that doesn’t belong to him. he’s a major -sshole, so he belongs in texas.
jesus f-cking christ brett hull loves d-cks in his mouth. f-cking wow, so gay.
brett hull was an nhl player who played for the calgary flames, st. louis blues, dallas star, detroit red wings, and retired with the phoenix coyotes. has the 3rd most goals in a season w/ 86 in the 90-91 season, right behind wayne gretzky and wayne gretzky. won two stanley cups, one with detroit in 2002, and most notably with dallas in 2000. it was his 2000 stanley cup that immortalized him when he scored in the 4th overtime with his foot in the crease against the buffalo sabres. the goal was allowed anyways because buffalo can never win a stanley cup. not the co-gm for the dallas stars.
“hey, do you remember brett hull?”
“do i!? he was the f-cking man. scoring goals and sh-t, keeping that sh-tty team up near niagara falls or whatever from winning a stanley cup – not like they would’ve anyways, it was game 6 and they’d have lost game 7 cause g-d hates them.”
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