Brett Lawrie


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huge baseball prospect in the jays system. you may find him tearing up aaa or raking at the major league level. perhaps will one day be an all-star, silver slugger, gold glover, mvp, hall of famer, greatest player ever, or at least the best canadian athlete ever.
“did you see brett lawrie’s grand slam today?” “yeah! isn’t he the youngest jay ever to hit a grand slam?” “you betcha!”

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