Breven


one of the worlds most uncommon names. many believe whoever holds this name has g-d-like powers so powerful they could destroy the world with a mere thought. n-body knows where the name originated from but historians believe it comes from the greek god zeus, who’s middle name is in fact, breven. if you happen to know anybody with the name of breven, we prefer you to worship him every time he is in your presence.

breven is alpha and omega, the first and the last. some believe the name “daniel” is the worlds most powerful name, but hear this. daniel is a mere speck in the eyes of breven, daniel should be grateful that breven hasn’t smitten him at the thought of himself being “everything”.
breven. nothing else can explain him/her.

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