Brian Badonde
art critic
style icon
culinary guru
stars in his own show along with others in the british comedy ‘facejacker’. despite suffering an extreme case of ‘burettes’ he has made a name for himself in the art world and considers himself to be a brilliant artist.
1.
brian badonde: “i know a warhol when i see it”
man: “this isn’t a warhol”
2.
brian badonde: “my i be exucused for a second?”
man: “sure…”
(brian walks off to the corner of the room)
brian: “buuuuuuuuuuuu! bruuuuuuuuuuuuuu!! buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, buuuuuuur. bu! bu! bru! bruu! bu!. buuuuu.”
(brian returns)
man: “are you ok?”
brain: “bu, i’m sorry, i have an extreme case of burettes”
3.
brian badonde: lets have a contest”
art teacher: “ok…”
brian: “3 minutes to draw this still life in front of us, bree, bu, bun. bo!”
(after three minutes the drawings are revealed, after several attemptes to reveal his ‘in style’ which all go horribly wrong, he is shown to be the clear loser)
brian: “i believe i have won, please leave your cl-ssroom”
art teacher: “i don’t think i will”
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