Brian Parker


a fully fluffy and large diabetic man whos hobbies include jacking off to h-m-s-xual midget p-rn, studying the art of being a furry, taking lessons on how to play the mouth harp, and he also enjoys watching videos of people throwing up.
guy 1- “did you hear about phil?”
guy 2-“yeah i hear he’s a real brian parker”

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