brian syndrome
being the person in your squad that is constantly single and has to watch all of their friends fall in love. common side effects include: kissing papers constantly, cool scarves, peanut b-tter and jelly sandwiches, and losing of eyebrows. cool ray bans
claire: oh hey, why aren’t you hanging out with your usual friends
you: i have crippling brian syndrome
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