brick and mortar


an adjective usually used to describe a store.
opposed to online stores, a brick and mortar store has a physical address, hence the term brick and mortar, the materials used to construct a building.
you could buy item a on ebay, or you could find it at your local brick and mortar retailer.
adjective specifying the nature of a location as being physical, as opposed to an online location of the same name. abbr. as “b&m”
the best buy site says that game on sale is sold out, but im going to head over to a b&m one anyway to see if theyve got any left in the back.
a toilet prank in which someone cr-ps on the rim of a toilet and then shuts the lid so that when the cr-p dries the lid and rim become stuck, creating the “brick and mortar effect”. this prank is designated by the vertical clap of the hands, and is usually accompanied by an upper deck.
at wrestling camp, all the freshmen were p-ssing me off so i broke into their room and brick and mortared their toilet. they couldn’t get it unstuck so they made carlino clean up the whole thing and he started crying. what a b-tch.

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