Brick With Benefits


an itouch before it is jailbroken. this is a play on the fact that people are afraid to jailbreak their itouches because of the possibility that it will be “bricked” (rendered to a state where it is useless if not used as a paperweight). little do they know that their non-jailbroken itouch basically is a brick compared to what a jailbroken itouch can do!
phil: my itouch is awesome!
joe: nah, it’s just a brick with benefits until you jailbreak it.
phil: what is “jailbreaking”?
joe: it enables you to download third-party apps on your itouch or iphone.
phil:awesome!

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