Bricks-and-mortar friend


a real, tangible friend, that you hang with and go out for beers with, as opposed to a virtual online friend like that person you never talked to in high school that you now comment back and forth on social networks like facebook.
i’m sick of sitting on facebook for 4 hours a night and commenting on peoples’ semi-witty status updates. i need to get some more bricks-and-mortar friends and get out of the house.

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