Bride of Clamp-N-Stein
equipment needed:
1. girl
2. jumper cables
3. bucket of ice cubes
4. boots
5. proper safety knowledge
chain your “freak on a leash” (a willing “bride”, of course) to a steel pole . . . arms bound above her head . . . completely buck-naked.
ice down her nipples (nipple rings “perferred”) with ice cubes until their erect like icicles.
showtime . . . clamp one end of the jumper cables to a car battery and the other end to her nipples. make sure you are wearing boots with the proper insulation.
to ensure she is receiving the proper “charge” . . . spark her -ss-nition with your power rod . . .
and enjoy ! ! !
one night i was working late in my auto garage when a barbie doll walked in needing a “jump” . . . suffice to say i gave her the “bride of clamp-n-stein”.
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