Bridesmaid’s Beer
the alcohol of choice typically drank by women who have to fit into a wedding dress and cannot afford to gain any calories from real beer. thus, they drink bridesmaid’s beer (water).
annie: hey jill, you want to go to a frat party tonight? i hear there is going to be a lot of alcohol!
jill: remember annie, i’m going to be in my sister’s wedding, so i can only drink bridesmaid’s beer!
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