bridget jones
something of very poor quality…..i.e the biggest pants i have ever seen
bowie used to be brilliant, but there’s a bit of the bridget jones about his new alb-m. ann summers
the british character created by helen fielding.
a 30 something “singleton” who in both book and film was a heroine to millions of women around the world
played by renee zellweger in two films “bridget jones diary” and “bridget jones the edge of reason” co-starring colin firth and hugh grant.
she is such a bridget jones fan.
the woman i aspire to be. the woman who kicks elle woods’ -ss when it comes to pulling off a playboy bunny outfit. the woman who journeys far and wide. the woman who puts up with her misery and continues walking on despite the budding blisters on her sensitive heels. not only do i aspire to be her, but i want bridgetjones to be my sister in law.
brother, i have a woman for you. her name is bridgetjones.
bj, bl-w j-b, bl-wj-b, head, f-ll-t–
“this hooker was giving out bridget joneses for $1!!!”
“holy sh-t, at that rate, how much is a hank jones!?”
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