bridget jonesing
when you are stressing about putting yourself in a akward situation to get what you really want.
or, the stress you feel when you put yourself out on a limb knowing that your only options are to fly or fall unceremoniously into a rather large heap of dog feces but realizing that not doing it would be worse than failing. that moment of stress in between saying it and getting a response.
girl with a major crush on guy: so, my friend is having this pary and i was wondering if you’d wanna come…you know, with me…to the party?
guy: er, sure. (yay!)
or
guy: will there be hot guys there? (boo!)
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