when you have a lesbian friend who you f-ck occasionally but only ever date for two weeks
you have a bad case of bridgetteism with cheryl
- dp in the bp
acronym for ‘double penetration in the boy p-ssy’ this is when not one but two p-n-ses are inserted into the -n-s of a young, usually h-m-s-xual, male. “you put the dp in the bp, uc?” -maxwell
when a dog sneezes, farts, coughs, or rolls a round, shakes his face off, and then sneezes a bunch. also, when any canines of any sort jump into a pool or a medium sized body of water and start to paddle to land, and spray everyone by shaking their fur. my dog just dingoshlooped all […]
to use twitter in order to aira grievance in a childish way jesus christ. now trump is p-ssytweeting about the cast of hamilton. maybe if we #p-ssytweet every time he p-ssytweets, he’ll grow the f-ck up and act like he’s the president!
- uberty duberty
when something is amazingly awesome. that car ride was uberty duberty.
- out of body experience
an out-of-body experience (obe or sometimes oobe) is an experience that typically involves a feeling of floating outside one’s body and, in some cases, the feeling of perceiving one’s physical body as if from a place outside one’s body (autoscopy). a out of body experience is a person who is dead or going to die