Bridgewater, NJ
a pretty boring town in somerset county. their school district refuses to close unless snow reaches the student’s neck. this is despite the fact that the high school kids have to walk outside because they decided to put a california styled school in the middle of new jersey. way to go! still, it’s a nice area and most are pretty lucky to live there.
manville student: no school today!
brhs student: you’re lucky you don’t live in the bridgewater, nj district
manville student: hahaha
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