Bridie Thomson


a slang word most commonly used in hawkesbay new zealand.

to “bridie” is to act is the most r-t-rded manner possible.
and to “thomson” is to be superbly cool.

therefore to be a “bridie thomson” is to be the coolest r-t-rd ever.
“wow man, that dance move was so bridie thomson”

“that sh-t i took was the most bridie thomson sh-t ive ever taken”

“oi ya ch-nky, what are you wearing?? do you think you are bridie thomson?”

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