briefcase mong


a mong who carries a briefcase. it is quite common for them to wear suits and have hot mums
from the british show ‘the inbetweeners’, will is reffered to as a ‘briefcase mong’.
a phrase commonly used to insult individuals carrying a briefcase and wearing a suit.
jay: alright briefcase mong?

will: i am here you know.

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