Briefcase wanker


a phrase used to insult somebody carrying a briefcase.
can be shortened to ‘briefcase’ or ‘brief’.
“you briefcase w-nker!”

“stop being a briefcase.”

“what are you doing ben, you brief.”
an insult commonly used against those who carry briefcases.
bully: look at that briefcase w-nker!
briefcase w-nker: f-ck off, f-ggot!
a posh, wierd, new boy who comes to school with a briefcase and is simply a w-nker so is called ‘breifcase w-nker’ by students
see him? hes a briefcase w-nker!

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