Brigantine


a small island directly north of atlantic city, nj (you can see it when you stand on the beach), the kids go to achs and it is the most poppin town of the whole jersey sh-r-. every teenager in the entire town frequents “the ave” (w brigantine avenue between 8th st s where wawa is and 14th st by ritas) every night between the hours of 8 and 11 pm. everyone pretends to go home at 11 for curfew but really people just smoke pot and drink all night on the beach. one of the few sh-r- towns where shoobies and locals actually get along. you dont come to brigantine because you saw it on the internet as a great place, you come to brigantine because your family has a story behind it.
shoobie (to local): finally im back in brigantine! im so happy!

local (to shoobie): yeah, lets go to the beach all day and then smoke a blunt tonight and hang at ritas!
a tiny island at the jersey sh-r- connected to atlantic city by a bridge. it is frequented by shoobies during the summer, but the rest of the year it is completely dead.

people who live in the surrounding area (atlantic city, ventnor, margate, etc) call brigantine narnia because of how desolate and out of the way it is. the residents of brigantine are strangely odd, similar to the talking animals and mythical creatures in c.s lewis’s chronicals of narnia, thus making brigantine residents known as narnians.
girl : hey- you want to go to that party in brigantine tonight?
guy : are you for real? that place is narnia… it is mad far away.
girl: true. and those silly narnians…
small little island in south jersey, it has one way on and one way off. the girls have the best t-tts and p-ssys, the guys have the biggest d-cks in jersey.
girl 1-hey girlfriend, i just f-cked that kid peter in brig, his d-ck streched my p-ssy so wide, and he took my virginity all at once.

girl2- figures, hes from brigantine……

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