Briggsy Prize
an art prize for artists too obscure and ludicrous for even the turner prize. entrants for the briggsy prize have included a lamb chop stuffed inside a small child’s mitten, the word “talent” written on an etch-a-sketch and a christmas card torn in half next to a copy of the sc-nthorpe yellow pages.
art critic: what piece are you currently working on?
artist: i’ve got a polystyrene box which i’ve painted purple and filled with baked apples. it represents the pain and despair of missing a phone call when you’re in the shower.
art critic: should make the shortlist for the briggsy prize.
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