Briggsy’s Kitchen
a television series shown on channel 4. loosely based on h-ll’s kitchen it features the famous artist briggsy as head chef. the contestants have to impress briggsy by cooking meals using their own j-zz. briggsy tests all the dishes whilst playing with his little scabby c-ck. he awards points for taste and presentation. the winner is permitted to f-ll-t- briggsy in tate modern whilst hundreds of onlookers cheer and shout arty slogans.
are you off to tate modern, quentin?
certainly am, benjy. the winner of briggsy’s kitchen is receiving his prize this afternoon.
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