brighton illinois


brighton, illinois is a town in southern illinois. it lies on highway 267, right in the middle of some cornfields. there is one stoplight, and hundreds of druggies. people from brighton usually f-ck their cousins because every one is related.
they’re dating? but they’re cousins? they must be from brighton illinois.

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