Brighton Shuffle


when one of two s-xual partners proceeds to empty their bowels on the other who is laying on their back. the chosen defecator erforms a crab-like side to side shuffle while releasing feces as to provide full bodily coverage on thier s-xual partner. the “shuffle” became popular with day-trippers who visited brighton during the late 1800’s but has since fallen out of popularity due to the required leg strength needed to perform the shuffle properly.
if i perform one more brighton shuffle i will get a hernia.

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