bring me the belt


something s-d-stic parents say to their children before they’re going to give them a beating.

a way to create psychological anguish before administering corporal punishment in the home
father: knock that off before i take off my belt
daughter: {begins to cry}
father: now you’re just being manipulative, knock it off

daughter: {continues crying, having heart palpitations}
father: i said knock it off. you will learn to obey me. bring me the belt.
daughter: retrieves belt from closet, hands it to father and awaits her beating.

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