Bring on the meat
a phrase used by an extremely obese carnivore who lives in louisiana and eats beef every day.
obese man: anyone here a vegetarian
vegetarian: oh, i am.
obese man: mmm bring on the meat! (proceeds to shove chuck roast down his esophagus until he vomits everywhere.
Read Also:
- love goose
a phrase to replace “love game” in lady gaga’s “love game”. can be sung to someone who is acting ridiculous. “lets play a love goose play a love goose. do you want love or do you want goose? are you in the goose?”
- Brno
a city in czech republic. it dreams of being prague, but, since it can’t, it just blames her for everything i going to brno this weekend
- cowboy 6in
a military word used to describe a leader who is totally out of his mind and worthless. once again he’s cowboy 6in it in afghanistan again.
- Did you?!
derived from baseball dialogue, specifically the new york yankees, ‘did you?!’ is a question to reference the certainty (or lack thereof) a player had that his h-t was going to be a home run. however the same term can be applied to any situation in which one stumbles upon good fortune, or in which one […]
- diet boyfriend
all the fun, half the calories. a f-ck buddy basically, but a much better name for it 🙂 he’s my diet boyfriend. don’t have to deal with none of his problems!