Brioche


n. a boring, french, m-ffin-esque subsitute for the croissant. usually eaten by boring, croissant-hating people.
“brian eats brioches. he’s such a croissant hater.”
“p-ss me the brioche, dear.” “what, the m-ffin?” “no, the thing that looks like a m-ffin but isn’t.”
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some one who is h-lla boring or just basic. or just a beeyotch.
“that vanilla brioche can’t hang with us, too basic.”
(n.) some d-mn fine p-ssy.
dude, i chowed-down on some d-mn fine brioche this morning. don’t need no hollandaise on the eggs benedict! just a bib cuz of all this f-ckin’ glaze.

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