Bristoled
the act of becoming severly intoxicated while at bristol motor speedway. typically accompanied with vomitting, random acts of tomfoolery and belligerent outbursts of profanity.
while watching the race in bristol, frank the tank began showing signs of being bristoled. drink stains on the shirt, graphic s-xual conversation with the hired bartender and an unwillingness to cooperate were all clear signs of being bristoled.
getting knocked up as a teen
man have you seen cindy lately? shes looking like she got bristoled!
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