Bristow
a small, quiet town in northern virginia. consists of various, scattered farms and housing developments as well as a supertarget and a harris teeter. nestled in between the sn-bby town of gainesville, and the hick country known as nokesville. known for their great parties.
bob: yo man! let’s go hit up nokesville!
joe: nah, man! i am not partying in a barn!
bob: alright, let’s h-t up gainesville!
joe: too many rich sn-bs!
bob: then where?
joe: bristow is where it’s at!
1. h-ll, located in oklahoma (35 miles east of tulsa) 2. a great place to buy methanphetamines
kayla: i’m going to bristow to buy some meth. you wanna come?
regina: that’s ok, since i left h-ll i don’t want to go back.
(br-ih-stow)- a “bristow” is a hairy little man, similar to a hobbit. this “man” has a very low self-esteen and cries at least 3 times a day for being accused of being a bristow. he rids his anger by beating women, usually with his fists/open hand, but has been known to occasionally headb-tt.
great merlin’s beard! rachel just got bristowed!!
by the beard of zeus! abby just got bristowed!!
masturbating a mans c-ck while using tongue on his -rs- hole.
named after eric bristow the famous british darts player who always threw darts like he was w-nkin someone off round the front while pushing his tongue up chuff mountain at the back
oh i just went into the toilets in finsbury park and some gay b-st-rd asked me if i wanted a bristow.
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